airline acronyms...

[Jared]

Acronyms for International Airlines

Italy

ALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In Arrival

ALITALIA = Arrived Late In Turin, And Luggage In Australia


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Britain

BOAC = Better on a camel
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Belgium

SABENA = Such A Bloody Experience Never Again


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Pakistan

PIA = Please, Inform Allah


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Yugoslavia

JAT = Joke About Time


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Pacific Western Airlines

PWA = Pray While Aloft

PWA = Please Wait Awhile Airlines


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Trans World Airlines = Teeney Weeny Airlines.

[Wing Nut]

UA = Ugly A$$ Airline

AA = Another A$$hole...

[Politically Incorrect]

[Jared]

Amen!

[ozzy72]

BM (British Midland) - Brainless Morons
BA - Brainless A$$holes
QUANTAS - Quickly Under Another Naughty Type AirhostesS
Virgin - 'nuff said
SAS - Speedy Around Scandinavia
Aeroflot - I think this is the Russian word for Kamikaze
Ryan - Really, You Are Naughty!

[Mr. Bones]

BM (British Midland) - Brainless Morons
BA - Brainless A$$holes
QUANTAS - Quickly Under Another Naughty Type AirhostesS
Virgin - 'nuff said
SAS - Speedy Around Scandinavia
Aeroflot - I think this is the Russian word for Kamikaze
Ryan - Really, You Are Naughty!

good ones Mark!

about Sabena, we have another one, if you understand Dutch: "Sex aan boord en niks anders" which means "Sex on board and nothing else".
of course it means (historically) "Societe Anonyme Belge d'Exploitation de la Navigation Aerienne"  ;)

[Deputy]

Sex aan boord en niks anders"

Hehe

[Jared]

Cool! Do they fly out of Akron Canton? hehehe...(don't ask me why I chuckled, I guess since everybody else did...:-))

[BFMF]

lol

[Hagar]

Not acronyms but when I worked at Gatwick Airport we referred to it as Gatport Airwick. One of the airlines (now sadly defunct) was Dan Air - commonly known by everyone as Dan Dare (an old comic strip hero). I still use these terms today. The airline management & employees didn't like that for some reason.

I don't think anyone but an old Brit like me would understand this at all.

[Omag 2.0]

about Sabena, we have another one, if you understand Dutch: "Sex aan boord en niks anders" which means "Sex on board and nothing else".

Never noticed that! But maybe its because i only flew Virgin ...  ;D

( and Alitalia, and Airmalta, and Citybird, and a tunesian charter)

[Jared]

lol....ROTFL...

[Wing Nut]

Ryan - Really, You Are Naughty!

Mark, I resemble that remark...

Sincerely, Kevin Ryan

[elvis767]

QANTAS = Quick and nasty typical Australian service.

QANTAS = Queers and nymphomaniacs

[Tequila Sunrise]

LMFAO  ;D