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Things you didn't hear in 'Return of the King"

Postby Wing Nut » Wed Dec 31, 2003 2:23 pm

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Sauron (as his tower collapses): GOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNNNIIIITTTT!

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Re: Things you didn't hear in 'Return of the King"

Postby Wing Nut » Wed Dec 31, 2003 2:36 pm

ARWEN: What's this? A Ranger caught off his guard?

MERRY: Dude, you are sooo whipped.
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Re: Things you didn't hear in 'Return of the King"

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Jan 01, 2004 5:40 am

Nurse, could you please give Pippin his medication ;) ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Things you didn't hear in 'Return of the King"

Postby Politically Incorrect » Thu Jan 01, 2004 7:00 am

Guess I'll have to see the movie to find the humor in this one:)

" Legolas (to Aragorn): Don't tell the dwarf, but I'm out of arrows "

Don't have to know what is going on, this just sounds funny!! :) :)
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Re: Things you didn't hear in 'Return of the King"

Postby Tchkinjiu » Sat Jan 03, 2004 12:39 am

soldier #2,334: this oiluphant just crushed 50 people. surely a soldier like me can take him on.


;D ;D

About the arrow thing, if you haven't seen, Legolas has a quiver of infinite arrows. ;)

Or am I just mislead by this.... ;D
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Re: Things you didn't hear in 'Return of the King"

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Sun Jan 04, 2004 10:20 am

I believe that in the battle for Helms deep Legolas actually runs out of arrows. Thats why he got his flick knives out. ;D
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