University of Illinois Football Exam

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University of Illinois Football Exam

Postby russ » Fri Dec 26, 2003 11:22 am

University of Illinois Entrance exam

Football player version
Time limit: 3 weeks

1.  What language is spoken in France?

2.  Give a dissertation on the Ancient Babylonian Empire with particular
reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions - or -
give the first name of Pierre Tudeau.

3.  Would you ask William Shakespear to:
     a. build a bridge       b. sail the ocean      c. lead an army
     d. write a play

4. What religion is the Pope?       a. Jewish
      b. Catholic       c. Hindu       d. Polish       e. Agnostic
      (check only one)

5. Metric conversion - -  how many feet are in 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on
the 5?

7. How many commandments was Moses given?  (APPROX.)

8. What are the people in America's far north called?          
a.westerners  b. southerners          c. easterners          d. northerners

9. Spell - Bush, Carter, and Clinton.

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being called
George the Sixth.  Name the previous five.

11. Where does the rain come from?
           a. Macy's            b. 7-11            c. Canada
           d. The Sky

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
            a. yes             b. no

13. What are coat hangers used for?

14. The Star Spangled Banner is the national anthem for what country?

15. Explain Le Chateliers principle of Dynamic equilibrium - or - spell
your name in block letters.

16. Where is the basement in a 3 story building located?

17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?          
a. New York     b. FLORIDA            c. Canada            d. Wisconsin

18. Advanced math. If you have 3 apples, how many apples do you have?

19. What does NBC (national broadcasting co.) stand for?

20. The  University of Illinois tradition for efficiency began when?
           a. B.C.            b. A.D.            c. STILL WAITING

* YOU MUST ANSWER THREE(3) OR MORE QUESTIONS CORRECTLY TO QUALIFY
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Re: University of Illinois Football Exam

Postby Sock » Fri Dec 26, 2003 4:05 pm

Such low standards! ;D

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Re: University of Illinois Football Exam

Postby Polynomial » Sat Dec 27, 2003 8:41 am

lol
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Re: University of Illinois Football Exam

Postby Jared » Sat Dec 27, 2003 12:15 pm

That's too hard!!!  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: University of Illinois Football Exam

Postby Stratobat » Sat Dec 27, 2003 4:31 pm

lmao  ;D
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Re: University of Illinois Football Exam

Postby Politically Incorrect » Sat Dec 27, 2003 5:08 pm

I think that is the same exam they give University of TN players.
Have you ever heard how smart they sound in interviews? Shocking they even pass!!LOL!!!
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Re: University of Illinois Football Exam

Postby chomp_rock » Sun Dec 28, 2003 9:21 pm

We really need an ROFL smiley!
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Re: University of Illinois Football Exam

Postby russ » Mon Dec 29, 2003 12:48 am

We really need an ROFL smiley!


what does ROFL stand for??
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Re: University of Illinois Football Exam

Postby Travis » Mon Dec 29, 2003 12:52 am

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Re: University of Illinois Football Exam

Postby russ » Mon Dec 29, 2003 10:18 am

Thanks Ender Baron!! :)
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Re: University of Illinois Football Exam

Postby Ambassador » Mon Dec 29, 2003 8:33 pm

;D ;D ;D
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Re: University of Illinois Football Exam

Postby Smoke2much » Tue Dec 30, 2003 3:35 am

Looks like a GCSE paper to me LOL
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Re: University of Illinois Football Exam

Postby Squeek » Tue Dec 30, 2003 3:12 pm

i just took it, i think i failed

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