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Quicky Jokes!

Postby Tchkinjiu » Wed Dec 17, 2003 8:14 pm

1. How do you get holy water?
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Re: Quicky Jokes!

Postby Polynomial » Thu Dec 18, 2003 6:09 am

lol :D
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Re: Quicky Jokes!

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Thu Dec 18, 2003 6:47 am

"11. What the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
     A bad golfer goes whack...damn...
     A bad skydiver goes damn...whack... "

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Re: Quicky Jokes!

Postby Dan » Thu Dec 18, 2003 8:35 am

[glb]LMAO[/glb]
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Re: Quicky Jokes!

Postby FLYING_TRUCKER » Thu Dec 18, 2003 3:01 pm

Good...good...LOL ;D



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Postby Woodlouse2002 » Thu Dec 18, 2003 6:15 pm

No. 8 just got me right in the side. ;D
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Re: Quicky Jokes!

Postby Squeek » Thu Dec 18, 2003 8:33 pm

my dad used to skydive... and he has almost gone "S*** wack" a few time... im not kidding
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Re: Quicky Jokes!

Postby Tchkinjiu » Fri Dec 19, 2003 5:23 pm

Preciate it, got some really corny jokes, so I left them out, unless you want to hear them?  ;)
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Re: Quicky Jokes!

Postby chomp_rock » Sat Dec 20, 2003 9:18 pm

LOL!
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Re: Quicky Jokes!

Postby Politically Incorrect » Wed Dec 24, 2003 5:01 am

16. What does a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common?
    Somebody's gonna lose a trailer

TRUE!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Quicky Jokes!

Postby Travis » Wed Dec 24, 2003 5:20 am

Oh, lordy! ::)
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