Apart from the fact that my grandfather served as a Sergeant-Major in the Seaforth Highlanders (long story) I have no links with Scotland that I know of.
PS. Contary to popular belief I'm very particular about my underwear. I wouldn't dream of venturing outside without wearing a pair of clean underpants in good condition. My dear Mum drummed it into us lads from a young age that we should do this in case we got run over or had some terrible accident. I never saw the logic in that myself.
Unless I happen to be "Wedgied" by some miscreant clearly up to no good they are very comfortable & not prone to ride up or cause me embarrassment of any sort. Hence my confusion.
PPS. I imagine I have now succeeded in killing this joke stone dead with my attempt at a little jocularity. Sorry, I always did have a very weird sense of humour. Blame Spike Milligan & his cronies for that.
