Little Jimmy...

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Little Jimmy...

Postby Jared » Sat Dec 06, 2003 9:38 pm

Little Jimmy sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and go into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane in a "Passionate Embrace." Little Jimmy finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother.

Mommy "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her skirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy..."

At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Jimmy, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight." At the dinner table, Mommy asks Little Jimmy to tell his story.

Jimmy starts his story, describing the car into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and Jimmy said, "then Daddy and Aunt Jane... started doing that same thing Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the army."

Some times you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt!!!!!  ;)
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Re: Little Jimmy...

Postby Katahu » Sat Dec 06, 2003 10:10 pm

If I was the father, I would go to uncle bill with my axe and teach him how to play a game called "Lumber Jack". ;) ;D
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Re: Little Jimmy...

Postby Polynomial » Sat Dec 06, 2003 11:49 pm

lol :D that is hilarious
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Re: Little Jimmy...

Postby FLYING_TRUCKER » Sun Dec 07, 2003 5:11 pm

:)LOL
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Re: Little Jimmy...

Postby Tchkinjiu » Mon Dec 08, 2003 5:59 pm

:o ;D ;D
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Re: Little Jimmy...

Postby ozzy72 » Tue Dec 09, 2003 2:24 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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