Tips for a Happy Marriage

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Tips for a Happy Marriage

Postby Romulus111VADT » Sat Dec 06, 2003 5:58 pm

Red Skelton's Tips for a Happy Marriage

1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, then comes good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays.

2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Ontario and mine is in Tucson.

3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary."Somewhere I haven't been in a long time", she said. So I suggested the kitchen.

5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric breadmaker.
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Re: Tips for a Happy Marriage

Postby russ » Sat Dec 06, 2003 7:14 pm

LOL
fynny, though i have seen them before, like a week ago
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Re: Tips for a Happy Marriage

Postby Polynomial » Sat Dec 06, 2003 11:51 pm

LOL
fynny, though i have seen them before, like a week ago


:D YEP :D
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Re: Tips for a Happy Marriage

Postby FLYING_TRUCKER » Sun Dec 07, 2003 5:09 pm

:)Liked them.
Big fan of Red!!!!
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Re: Tips for a Happy Marriage

Postby Tchkinjiu » Mon Dec 08, 2003 5:59 pm

Great! ;D ;D
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Re: Tips for a Happy Marriage

Postby Viktor_Z » Mon Dec 08, 2003 9:35 pm

[quote]Red Skelton's Tips for a Happy Marriage

1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, then comes good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays.

3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary."Somewhere I haven't been in a long time", she said. So I suggested the kitchen.

6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric breadmaker.
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