Don't be on this flight

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Don't be on this flight

Postby Wing Nut » Mon Nov 24, 2003 3:01 pm

"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic.

"If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire.

"If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port wing has fallen off.

"If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you.

"That's me your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is a recorded message. Have a good flight!"
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Re: Don't be on this flight

Postby Triple_7 » Mon Nov 24, 2003 8:22 pm

LMFAO thats a good one.  Sucks to be the passengers.

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Re: Don't be on this flight

Postby Polynomial » Tue Nov 25, 2003 6:26 am

lol :D
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Re: Don't be on this flight

Postby FLYING_TRUCKER » Tue Nov 25, 2003 10:09 pm

:)Excellent ;D
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Re: Don't be on this flight

Postby Poseidon » Wed Dec 03, 2003 8:41 am

Unbelievable, just excellent
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Re: Don't be on this flight

Postby Jared » Wed Dec 03, 2003 10:01 am

I'd still land it safely... ;)
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Re: Don't be on this flight

Postby chomp_rock » Wed Dec 03, 2003 9:44 pm

ROFLMAO!
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Re: Don't be on this flight

Postby Travis » Thu Dec 04, 2003 12:20 am

Hmmmmmmmmm . . . .

What would Jared do?

AIIIIIIEEEEEEIEIEIIEIEIEIEI!!!!!!!!!

LMFAO!!!!!!
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