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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road???

Postby Ronnie » Fri Nov 28, 2003 7:47 pm

Because he was a stupid head!!!
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Re: Why did the Chicken Cross the Road???

Postby Jared » Fri Nov 28, 2003 8:38 pm

Because his drill instructor told him so!
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Re: Why did the Chicken Cross the Road???

Postby Romulus111VADT » Fri Nov 28, 2003 9:05 pm

Possibly to get the roll as the road kill in the new reality TV show, "The Simple Life", starring Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie. They're suppose to do a show where they scrape up some down home country road kill. I think a ground hog got the part...lol.

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Re: Why did the Chicken Cross the Road???

Postby Jared » Fri Nov 28, 2003 11:22 pm

How about to get away from his nagging wife?
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Re: Why did the Chicken Cross the Road???

Postby Tchkinjiu » Sat Nov 29, 2003 12:09 am

Cause he felt like it
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Re: Why did the Chicken Cross the Road???

Postby Jared » Sun Nov 30, 2003 1:57 pm

to see how long it took for someone to run it over?
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Re: Why did the Chicken Cross the Road???

Postby Wing Nut » Sun Nov 30, 2003 9:32 pm

He was stapled to the turkey.
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Re: Why did the Chicken Cross the Road???

Postby Jared » Mon Dec 01, 2003 8:37 am

because the grass was greener on the other side?
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Re: Why did the Chicken Cross the Road???

Postby Loafing Smurf » Mon Dec 01, 2003 10:51 am

He crossed because a star collapsed in the Galaxy Andromeda.

It only makes logical sense!
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Re: Why did the Chicken Cross the Road???

Postby Jared » Tue Dec 02, 2003 11:56 am

Because he was runnign from the farmer who was wielding a very sharp knife?
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