Traffic Jam

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Traffic Jam

Postby russ » Fri Nov 28, 2003 3:17 pm

A guy is driving along the freeway in Los Angeles, and as he reaches
downtown, he finds himself in the middle of a massive traffic jam that is
blocking up five different freeways and sending lines of cars back for
miles in all directions.

After a while, he notices a guy walking from car to car down the freeway,
stopping and talking to people through their car windows.

When the guy reaches him he rolls down his window and says, "Hey! What's
causing all this delay?"

The guy on the freeways says, "Well, you're not going to believe this, but
OJ Simpson has sat down in the middle of the freeway intersection up
there, and he's totally distraught, and he says there's no way he can ever
pay the $35 million he owes the Goldmans and the Browns, and so he's
threatened to douse himself in gasoline and light himself on fire if
people don't give enough money sufficient to cover the cost of the
judgment. So I've taken up a collection to try to end the traffic jam."

"How much have you gotten so far."

"About ten gallons."
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Re: Traffic Jam

Postby ozzy72 » Fri Nov 28, 2003 3:29 pm

Nasty, but it made me  ;D
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Re: Traffic Jam

Postby Sock » Fri Nov 28, 2003 3:56 pm

;D ;D ;D

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Re: Traffic Jam

Postby BFMF » Fri Nov 28, 2003 6:10 pm

been posted before, but still hilarious ;D ;D
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Re: Traffic Jam

Postby Jared » Fri Nov 28, 2003 8:51 pm

;D ;D :D
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Re: Traffic Jam

Postby Wing Nut » Mon Dec 01, 2003 1:01 am

;D ;D ;D ;D out of 5  ;D's
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Re: Traffic Jam

Postby Polynomial » Mon Dec 01, 2003 6:14 am

lol funny! :D :D :D
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