The Sausages

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The Sausages

Postby Wing Nut » Tue Nov 11, 2003 8:54 pm

Two sausages are in a pan. One looks at the other and says "God it's hot in here, and the other sausage says "OH MY GOD IT'S A TALKING SAUSAGE!"
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Re: The Sausages

Postby Smoke2much » Tue Nov 11, 2003 9:00 pm

LMAO!!!
Who switched the lights off?
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Re: The Sausages

Postby BFMF » Wed Nov 12, 2003 2:22 am

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Re: The Sausages

Postby Wing Nut » Wed Nov 12, 2003 2:26 am

Andrew, you're a real 'Glass is half empty' kind of guy aren't you?  :)
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Re: The Sausages

Postby BFMF » Wed Nov 12, 2003 2:54 am

What's that supposed to mean?

Besides, there are many different ways to earning a PITA ;)
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Re: The Sausages

Postby Wing Nut » Wed Nov 12, 2003 3:02 am

There are two ways of looking at life.  Take a glass that is halfway filled with water and you have a choice of how you perceive it.  You can choose to look at the glass as half empty or you can look at it as half full.

The point is that YOU choose how you percieve it.  Is you water half gone?  Or do you have half of your water left.

Which do you see when you look at the glass?
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Re: The Sausages

Postby Jared » Wed Nov 12, 2003 10:24 am

lol...sounds like those sausages are pollocks...:-)
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Re: The Sausages

Postby russ » Wed Nov 12, 2003 4:25 pm

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The point is that YOU choose how you percieve it.
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Re: The Sausages

Postby BFMF » Wed Nov 12, 2003 5:05 pm

Which do you see when you look at the glass?


It's full of Pepsi ;D
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Re: The Sausages

Postby FLYING_TRUCKER » Tue Nov 25, 2003 11:54 pm

:-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/
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