Dividing Souls

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Dividing Souls

Postby russ » Fri Nov 21, 2003 5:03 pm

There was a huge nut tree by the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled
up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began
dividing the nuts. "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me,"
said one boy. The bucket was so full, several rolled out towards the fence.

Cycling down the road by the cemetery was a third boy. As he passed, he
thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to
investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me. One for
you." He knew what it was. "Oh, my goodness!" he shuddered, "It's Satan
and St. Peter dividing the souls at the cemetery!"

He cycled down the road and found an old man with a cane, hobbling along.
"Come quick!" he said, "You won't believe what I heard. Satan and St.
Peter are down at the cemetery dividing the souls." The old man said,
"Shoo, you brat! Can't you see I'm finding it hard to walk as it is!"

After several pleas, the man hobbled to the cemetery and heard, "One for
you, one for me. One for you, one..." The old man whispered, "Boy, you've
been tellin' the truth! Let's see if we can see the Devil himself."
Shivering with fear, they edged toward the fence, still unable to see
anything, but they heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for
me. And one last one for you. That's all. Let's go get those nuts by the
fence, and we'll be done."

They say the old guy made it to town 10 minutes before the boy!
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Re: Dividing Souls

Postby the_autopilot » Sat Nov 22, 2003 12:16 am

LOL

I don't blame the old guy....
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Re: Dividing Souls

Postby Wing Nut » Sun Nov 23, 2003 4:16 pm

Oh, that was bad...  ::) ;D
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Re: Dividing Souls

Postby FLYING_TRUCKER » Tue Nov 25, 2003 10:39 pm

;DThat was a good one
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Re: Dividing Souls

Postby Polynomial » Tue Nov 25, 2003 11:41 pm

:D hahaha that was funny - i think itz been posted before but its been quite a while! :D
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