Bloody Bat

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Bloody Bat

Postby russ » Mon Nov 17, 2003 2:39 pm

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, face all covered
in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get
some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the blood and began
hassling him about where he got it. He told them to piss off and
let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave
in.

OK, follow me, he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of
bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river
and into a huge forest of trees. Finally he slowed down and all
the other bats excitedly milled around him tongues hanging out
for blood.

"Do you see that large oak tree over there?" he asked. "YES,
YES, YES!!!!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy. "Good!" said
the first bat, "Because I friggin' didn't"
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Re: Bloody Bat

Postby zeberdee » Mon Nov 17, 2003 7:06 pm

Very good ;D ;D
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Re: Bloody Bat

Postby Polynomial » Tue Nov 18, 2003 7:17 am

lol :D
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Re: Bloody Bat

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Tue Nov 18, 2003 10:03 am

;D
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Re: Bloody Bat

Postby BFMF » Wed Nov 19, 2003 1:26 am

I don't get that last sentence ???
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Re: Bloody Bat

Postby russ » Wed Nov 19, 2003 2:50 pm

I don't get that last sentence ???


He did not see that tree so he flew into it and thats why his face was bloody.
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Re: Bloody Bat

Postby Tchkinjiu » Wed Nov 19, 2003 5:03 pm

Nice  ;)
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Re: Bloody Bat

Postby HerSELF » Wed Nov 19, 2003 6:09 pm

:D :D :D
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Re: Bloody Bat

Postby Hagar » Wed Nov 19, 2003 6:30 pm

I could see that one coming - the punchline, not the tree. :D 8)

This is the sort of joke I like. ;D
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Re: Bloody Bat

Postby Wing Nut » Thu Nov 20, 2003 12:00 am

That's so old my grandfather fell off his dinosaur laughing!  :)
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Re: Bloody Bat

Postby FLYING_TRUCKER » Tue Nov 25, 2003 11:09 pm

;D :) ;)O....KAY
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