A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a
whale to swallow a human because even though it was
a very large mammal its throat was very small. The
little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not
swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
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A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of
children while they drew. She would occasionally walk
around to see each child's ! work. As she got to one little
girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God
looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl
replied, "They will in a minute."
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A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten
Commandments with her five and six year olds. After
explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and
thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that
teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a
family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
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The ! children had all been photographed, and the teacher
was trying to p persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown-up
and say, 'There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael. He's a
doctor.'"
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the
teacher. She's dead."
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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the
blood.
Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if
I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I
would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it
that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood
doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."
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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary
school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted it on the apple tray: "Take only ONE.
God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was
a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note,
"Take all you want. God is watching the apples
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