Hotel bill

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Hotel bill

Postby russ » Fri Nov 07, 2003 5:51 pm

A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston.
After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to
continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a
nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four
hours and then get back on the road. When they check out four
hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350.

The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so
high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms
certainly aren't worth $350. When the clerk tells him $350 is
the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the manager.

The manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that
the hotel has an Olympic sized pool and a huge conference
center that were available for the husband and wife to use.

"But we didn't use them." the man complains. "Well, they are
here, and you could have." explains the manager.

He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows
for which the hotel is famous. "The best entertainers from New
York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here." the manager says.
"But we didn't go to any of those shows." complains the man
again.

"Well, we have them, and you could have." the manager replies.
No matter what facility the manager mentions, the man replies,
"But we didn't use it!"

The manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and
agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the manager.
The mnager is surprised when he looks at the check. "But sir,"
he says, "this check is only made out for $100."

"That's right," says the man. "I charged you $250 for sleeping
with my wife."

"But I didn't!" exclaims the mnager.

"Well," the man replies, "she was here, and you could have."
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Re: Hotel bill

Postby Sock » Fri Nov 07, 2003 6:21 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  Smart guy.

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Re: Hotel bill

Postby Triple_7 » Fri Nov 07, 2003 7:02 pm

;DLMFAO ;D
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Re: Hotel bill

Postby BFMF » Fri Nov 07, 2003 8:25 pm

lol
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Re: Hotel bill

Postby chomp_rock » Fri Nov 07, 2003 9:12 pm

LMAO!
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Re: Hotel bill

Postby Romulus111VADT » Fri Nov 07, 2003 9:22 pm

A man of staggering intellect to say the least.

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Re: Hotel bill

Postby Polynomial » Sat Nov 08, 2003 3:38 am

A man of staggering intellect to say the least.

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indeed!

LOL!  ;D
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Re: Hotel bill

Postby Wing Nut » Sun Nov 09, 2003 1:38 am

Now that's funny!  ;D
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Re: Hotel bill

Postby Jared » Mon Nov 10, 2003 10:42 am

;D ;D ;D
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