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Just for the ladies here

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Nov 05, 2003 2:38 pm

A recent scientific study found that the kind of male a woman finds attractive could differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

And if she is menstruating, she is likely to prefer a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors shoved deep into his temple and a cricket stump jammed up his bottom.
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Re: Just for the ladies here

Postby ysteinbuch » Wed Nov 05, 2003 4:55 pm

I wouldn't touch that with a 10-foot pole!  ;)
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Re: Just for the ladies here

Postby Sock » Wed Nov 05, 2003 5:44 pm

Ozzy thats horrible... :-/


Mostly for us guys.

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Re: Just for the ladies here

Postby Wing Nut » Fri Nov 07, 2003 11:37 am

Oh man...  And to think that's actually true too... :P :)
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Re: Just for the ladies here

Postby HerSELF » Fri Nov 07, 2003 2:03 pm

I did reply to this one earlier, not sure where it has gone lets try again.

I am not quite this bad.


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Ps I don't like my men rugged at all  baby-faced is what I like.
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Re: Just for the ladies here

Postby Cherokee_6 » Fri Nov 07, 2003 3:10 pm

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Re: Just for the ladies here

Postby HerSELF » Fri Nov 07, 2003 3:50 pm

Cherokee, LOL.
Well of course I mean with exception to Desmond........

You can hardly say that Smoke looks anything like Desmond can you? Masculine yes, rugged no.


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Re: Just for the ladies here

Postby SabreHawk » Fri Nov 07, 2003 3:58 pm

;D Ozzy, that's hilarious............this must be why I always thought PMS stood for "Pack my Suitcase"  ;D
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Re: Just for the ladies here

Postby Sock » Fri Nov 07, 2003 4:59 pm

[quote] ;D Ozzy, that's hilarious............this must be why I always thought PMS stood for "Pack my Suitcase"
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Re: Just for the ladies here

Postby Cherokee_6 » Fri Nov 07, 2003 5:01 pm

[quote] ;D Ozzy, that's hilarious............this must be why I always thought PMS stood for "Pack my Suitcase"
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Re: Just for the ladies here

Postby Wing Nut » Fri Nov 07, 2003 5:03 pm

I am not quite this bad.


Says the lady with a man eating dragon for an avatar!  ;D
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Re: Just for the ladies here

Postby ozzy72 » Sat Nov 08, 2003 4:24 am

In Britain we call it PMT (Pre-Menstrual Tension), personally I think it really means Pre-Meditated Tantrum!

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Re: Just for the ladies here

Postby Squeek » Sat Nov 08, 2003 6:36 pm

i'm screwed... i never fit eather of those descriptions... darn
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