3 hanglider pilots...

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3 hanglider pilots...

Postby ozzy72 » Sun Oct 26, 2003 8:27 am

The scene is set: a dark night, cold wind blowing, campfire flickering,stars twinkling in the blackened sky.
Three hang-glider pilots sitting by the campfire, one from Australia, one from Sarth Ifrika and one from New Zulland. Each embroiled in the bravado for which they are famous. The night of tales begins...
Kiven the Kiwi says,  " I must be the meanest, toughest, heng glider there es. Why, jist the other day I linded in a field and scared a crocodeale,
who came out of the swamp and ate sux min who were standen close by.  I
grebbed the crocodeale and  wristled him to du ground and killed em with my beer hends."
Hansie from South Africa (a race who typically can't stand to be bettered) said, " Well you guys, I lended orfter a 200 mile flight in my heng glider on a tiny trail, and a Namibian snike slid out from under a rock and made a move on me. I grebbed de borsted with me bare hinds and beet its head off ind then sucked the poison from its body down in one gulp.  End I' m still here today. "
Bazza the Aussie remained silent, slowly poking the fire with his penis.
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Re: 3 hanglider pilots...

Postby Wing Nut » Sun Oct 26, 2003 2:57 pm

Ozzy, you may be up for an unprecedented second PITA for that one... ::) :)
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Re: 3 hanglider pilots...

Postby Jared » Sun Oct 26, 2003 3:18 pm

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Re: 3 hanglider pilots...

Postby Squeek » Mon Oct 27, 2003 5:29 pm

ok that is weird... and what is a PITA (I feel like i have asked that befor)
A poet, A virtual Pilot, and a member of Civil Air Patrol. Now if only.....

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Re: 3 hanglider pilots...

Postby farmerdave » Mon Oct 27, 2003 8:46 pm

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Re: 3 hanglider pilots...

Postby Squeek » Tue Oct 28, 2003 8:38 pm

that is funny... i am not a PITA! but i know this kid that is obsesed with the really old honda civics, he sneaks around and takes pictures of them, even after being chased away from one from a guy with a bat!
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Re: 3 hanglider pilots...

Postby Polynomial » Wed Oct 29, 2003 2:05 am

lol, definitely P.I.T.A quality . . . . .
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Re: 3 hanglider pilots...

Postby Deputy » Wed Oct 29, 2003 12:03 pm

I don't think we should even question whether or not its PITA quality - because it surely is. On behalf of Ozzy, and without his permission, I hereby grant Ozzy a PITA award!  ::)
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Re: 3 hanglider pilots...

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Wed Oct 29, 2003 5:23 pm

Ooh. I think to award a PITA to Ozzy you at least need your own. :P

Besides. The BAR which ozzy is now going for is far harder to get than the award its self. Look how long it took me. Over six months.
Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!

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Re: 3 hanglider pilots...

Postby BFMF » Wed Oct 29, 2003 5:51 pm

What's the BAR ???
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Re: 3 hanglider pilots...

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Oct 29, 2003 6:44 pm

Andrew a bar is a second awarding of the same medal, shown by some attatchment to the ribbon of the first medal. Most are a small metal bar, some however like the MM (Military Medal) are a small rosette.

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Re: 3 hanglider pilots...

Postby Wing Nut » Wed Oct 29, 2003 6:46 pm

Ooh. I think to award a PITA to Ozzy you at least need your own. :P

Besides. The BAR which ozzy is now going for is far harder to get than the award its self. Look how long it took me. Over six months.


That pretty much makes you the only person who can grant it.  :)  Who else has one?
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Re: 3 hanglider pilots...

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Thu Oct 30, 2003 3:14 pm

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That pretty much makes you the only person who can grant it.
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