You're So Ugly...

[Wing Nut]

You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor looked at your mom and said, ''This is going to cost extra if I have to touch its ass.''  

[Romulus111VADT]

How about- When you were born you were so ugly, your momma said, "Oh what a treasure!", to which the Doctor replied, "Yea, let's bury it!"

Or- You were so damned ugly as a child, your momma had to tie a pork chop bone around your neck to get the dog to play with you.

[Jared]

You so nasty, you went to take a bath and the clean water jumped out!

or, you so nasty, you s*it is happy to escape...

Jared

[GeForce]

You so nasty, you went to take a bath and the clean water jumped out!

Jared, that is pathetic. So I have no idea why it made me laugh. These things always do...

[Jared]

OK here's a question:

Why'd your daddy trade yo mama in for an outhouse?

Becuase the hole was smaller, and it smelled better too!

[farmerdave]

Is that your head or a hotel for lice?

What shampoo do you use?

[Squeek]

Man, a mother couldnt even love that face

[Wing Nut]

Your mama is so fat, a school bus drove by and she said, ''Stop that Twinkie!''

[chomp_rock]

How about (for a snobby rich kid) You're so ugly when you were born mother said "Where's my receipt?"

[russ]

I know i am too little too late but still:

"You are so ugly that your picture won't develope"

my friend and i made it up

[GeForce]

Your mumma is so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck

[Wing Nut]

That's ooollllldddd!!!  :)

[Wing Nut]

Yo mama is so stupid, I told her it was chilly outside and she went to get a bowl.

[Mr. Bones]

Your mumma is so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck

these are great guys...keep em coming...i'm LMAO here...

[ozzy72]

On the mama front there is 'Yo mama is so fat, when your dad wants some he has to slap her thigh and ride the wave in'
'Yo mama is soooo fat she needs a pot-holer not a gynaecologist'
My favourite one, I came out with this to a v.vain bloke in a pub who was drunk and being rather obnoxious "If you're not careful I'll have to punch you until you're good looking. Anyone got a calendar?"

Ozzy