Have you tried and tested all these Pippin? ;D
16. Incorporate dialogue from the Simpsons into your daily conversation.
17. If you know a golfer, insist that golf is a pussy sport. (I do this one to my dad all the time

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18. Fart in the elevator and accuse a total stranger.
19. Only talk to people through a sock puppet.
20. Come into the office early and link the paper clips into an elaborate web.
[center]I only pretend to know what I'm talking about. Heck, that's what lawyers, car mechanics, and IT professionals do everyday.

The Rig:
AMD Athlon XP2000+ Palomino, ECS K7S5A 3.1, 1GB PC2700 DDR, Geforce FX5200 128mb, SB Live P