Sex In Advertising  

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Sex In Advertising  

Postby Wing Nut » Thu Oct 09, 2003 2:33 pm

Sex In Advertising  

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "TWO PROSTITUTES -- $50.00."
A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.

Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying, "JESUS SAVES."

One of the girls asked the cop, "How come you don't stop them?!"

"Well, that's a little different," the cop smiled. "Their sign pertains to religion."

So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off.

The following day found the same cop in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again. Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which now read:

"TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER -- $50.00."
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Re: Sex In Advertising

Postby Deputy » Thu Oct 09, 2003 2:40 pm

Good one Kev
Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when I come for you?

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Re: Sex In Advertising

Postby Romulus111VADT » Thu Oct 09, 2003 2:53 pm

LMAO...You got to give them an "A" for effort.

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Re: Sex In Advertising

Postby Sock » Thu Oct 09, 2003 8:05 pm

Smart hoes.   :D

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Re: Sex In Advertising

Postby Jared » Fri Oct 10, 2003 8:38 am

LMAO...You got to give them an "A" for effort.

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What he said!  ;D

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Re: Sex In Advertising

Postby Conner » Fri Oct 10, 2003 8:46 am

Some people are clever.
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Re: Sex In Advertising

Postby Polynomial » Mon Oct 13, 2003 1:54 am

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