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more things to ponder

Postby cub3pp » Tue Sep 30, 2003 9:11 pm

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny" for your  thoughts"?  Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

and finally...

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
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Re: more things to ponder

Postby Wing Nut » Tue Sep 30, 2003 11:14 pm

;D
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Re: more things to ponder

Postby EirePlane » Sat Oct 04, 2003 7:39 am

who found out that turtles breathe through their ass and how
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Re: more things to ponder

Postby Wing Nut » Sat Oct 04, 2003 8:03 am

who found out that turtles breathe through their ass and how


More importantly, what do they use for a breath freshener?  ;D
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Re: more things to ponder

Postby Sock » Sat Oct 04, 2003 9:34 am

Really makes you think......

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Re: more things to ponder

Postby ARFFguy20 » Thu Oct 09, 2003 10:53 pm

;D Ok, those gave me a good laugh before going to bed, thanks!   LMAO!!!!
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Re: more things to ponder

Postby Conner » Fri Oct 10, 2003 8:09 am

I know where the other penny goes, to the tax man!!
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Re: more things to ponder

Postby Jared » Fri Oct 10, 2003 8:34 am

Yup! Uncle sam comes and takes his 2 cents too!

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