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really corny joke

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Oct 06, 2003 1:46 pm

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table.  He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly, she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of it's socket towards the man.  He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. He listens. She listens.  After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap, and stay for breakfast.
They had a wonderful, wonderful time.   The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.
The guy is amazed! Everything had been SO incredible!
"You know," he said, "You are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No," she replies," You just happened to catch my eye."
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Re: really corny joke

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Mon Oct 06, 2003 4:28 pm

Ooooh. Awful. Your lucky you already have that PITA!!! ;D (Your not getting a bar intill I get one.)
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Re: really corny joke

Postby chomp_rock » Mon Oct 06, 2003 8:12 pm

lol whats PITA?
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Re: really corny joke

Postby Ronnie » Mon Oct 06, 2003 8:47 pm

PITA=Pain in the a**
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Re: really corny joke

Postby Deputy » Mon Oct 06, 2003 9:39 pm

No, no, its Pain In The [u]
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Re: really corny joke

Postby Smoke2much » Mon Oct 06, 2003 10:08 pm

That's bleedin' awful. ;D

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Re: really corny joke

Postby Rifleman » Tue Oct 07, 2003 12:21 am

I could see it coming............
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Re: really corny joke

Postby Polynomial » Tue Oct 07, 2003 4:44 am

hahaha yes very corny but good . . not worthy of PITA though . . ..
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Re: really corny joke

Postby Dan » Tue Oct 07, 2003 7:13 am

Lol. Not for a PITA though...
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Re: really corny joke

Postby GeForce » Tue Oct 07, 2003 2:54 pm

Lol, thats particularly awful...
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Re: really corny joke

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Tue Oct 07, 2003 4:08 pm

Please fellas. Its a british award so lets keep the name british. Pain In The Arse. ;)
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