You know your living in 2003 when......

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You know your living in 2003 when......

Postby KnightStryker » Fri Oct 03, 2003 8:11 am

You know you're living in 2003 when.....

1.You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2.You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4.You e-mail your friend who works at the desk next to you.

5.Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses.

6.When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.

7.When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.

8.You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.

10.You learn about your lay-off on the 10 o'clock news.

11.Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

12.Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards.

.... and the real clinchers are...

13.You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.

14.As you read this list, you think about e-mailling it to your "friends".

15.You are too busy to notice there was no No. 9.

16.You actually scrolled back up to check that
there wasn't a No.9. (Bet you all did this
one  ;D)
My personal favorite is #11, it is just so true.
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Re: You know your living in 2003 when......

Postby Jared » Fri Oct 03, 2003 9:13 am

Good ole 2003...almost over now...

It was a good year...flew for the first time, and I'm turning 21 in November! (Legal drinking age here...but I'm actually not gonna drink...)
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Re: You know your living in 2003 when......

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Fri Oct 03, 2003 3:10 pm

almost over and it was pretty big for me too, first parachute jump, reached the legal age for driving, into my last year of school, first real girlfriend and a few other things I'll remember eventually 8)
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Re: You know your living in 2003 when......

Postby Polynomial » Fri Oct 03, 2003 11:08 pm

almost over and it was pretty big for me too, first parachute jump, reached the legal age for driving, into my last year of school, first real girlfriend and a few other things I'll remember eventually 8)

hey,

exactly the same as mine 'cept for the parachuting
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