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Postby Wing Nut » Mon Sep 29, 2003 9:03 pm

A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.
The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"

The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had."

The bartender says, "What do you have?"

The guy says, "75 cents."
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Re: 12 Shots

Postby Polynomial » Tue Sep 30, 2003 5:34 am

lol you would be running but probably not very straight i can imagine . . .
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Re: 12 Shots

Postby Jared » Tue Sep 30, 2003 4:59 pm

lol... always a good one!

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Re: 12 Shots

Postby Squeek » Wed Oct 01, 2003 2:40 pm

after all that, when he missed the door, and hit the wall, he prob wouldnt feel TOO much
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Re: 12 Shots

Postby Smoke2much » Wed Oct 01, 2003 3:54 pm

LMAO, I'll have to try that one......hick..

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