Blonde's Cell Phone

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Blonde's Cell Phone

Postby stormy » Tue Sep 30, 2003 10:24 am

A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited, she loves her phone. He shows her and explains to her all the features on the phone.

The next day the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it's her husband, "Hi hun," he says "How do you like your new phone?"

She replies "I just love, it's so small and your voice is clear as a bell but there's one thing I don't understand though."

"What's that, baby?" asks the husband.

"How'd you know I was at Wal-mart?", she quietly replied...
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Re:  Blonde's Cell Phone

Postby ozzy72 » Tue Sep 30, 2003 12:21 pm

Err Wendy would this be based on a true story vis-a-vis your good self and Ken? ;D ;D ;D
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Postby stormy » Tue Sep 30, 2003 2:35 pm

Err Wendy would this be based on a true story vis-a-vis your good self and Ken? ;D ;D ;D

Ha ha ha Ozzy .. I think not.lol :o :o :o ??? ::)
Well hm maybe though.... ;D ;D
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Re:  Blonde's Cell Phone

Postby ozzy72 » Tue Sep 30, 2003 4:25 pm

Maybe you and I should sit Ken down and explain the miracles of the wireless age to him? ;D ;D ;D
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Re:  Blonde's Cell Phone

Postby Wing Nut » Tue Sep 30, 2003 11:18 pm

;D
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Postby stormy » Wed Oct 01, 2003 12:48 am

Maybe you and I should sit Ken down and explain the miracles of the wireless age to him? ;D ;D ;D

lol  .. good idea...
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Re:  Blonde's Cell Phone

Postby Squeek » Wed Oct 01, 2003 2:38 pm

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Re:  Blonde's Cell Phone

Postby flyboy 28 » Wed Oct 01, 2003 3:38 pm

hehehe... ;D
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Re:  Blonde's Cell Phone

Postby Smoke2much » Wed Oct 01, 2003 3:50 pm

Thats funny LOL

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