Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See

[Cherokee_6]

Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See
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>>Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an asshole.
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>>Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"
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>>The proctologist called
>>...they found your head.
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>>Everyone has a photographic memory
>>...some just don't have any film.
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>>Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
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>>Your ridiculous little
>>opinion has been noted.
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>>I used to have a handle
>>on life...but it broke off.
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>>WANTED: Meaningful
>>overnight relationship.
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>>Guys...just because you have one,
>>doesn't mean you have to be one.
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>>Some people just don't know how to drive...
>>I call these people "Everybody But Me,"
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>>Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.
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>>Don't like my driving?
>>Then quit watching me.
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>>If you can read this...I can
>>slam on my brakes and sue you.
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>>Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
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>>Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be
>>out
>>by itself.
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>>Hang up and drive!!
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[Romulus111VADT]

I use to have this on an old pickup truck back in the 80's-

Have a nice day-before some bastard louses it up.

The smilies were postioned like that also.

[ozzy72]

My neighbour used to have a regularly unwashed car with the bumper sticker Jesus Saves. Underneath in the filth I wrote "Moses Saves, but only Buddha pays dividends"

[RichieB16]

My neighbour used to have a regularly unwashed car with the bumper sticker Jesus Saves. Underneath in the filth I wrote "Moses Saves, but only Buddha pays dividends"

LOL, well done ozzy!

[Squeek]

I need a good bumber sticker, then again, i need a car

[flyboy 28]

Life's a b****, so f*** it.  ;) Should I remove that?

[Deputy]

On the back of one of our traffic bikes - ( A nice BMW by the way!) It says on the license plate frame : "Smile! I could be behind you."

[Loafing Smurf]

I you dont like my driving/flying, get off the sidewalk.