Might be a redneck if. . .

[Deputy]

* You might be a redneck if your wife's hairdo was ever ruined by a ceiling fan!

* You might be a redneck if you refuse to slide during a softball game because you don't want to crush your cigarettes!

* You might be a redneck if you're mowing your lawn and find a car.

* You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when any of your children were born!

* You might be a redneck if you were conceived, born and taught on a pool table.

* You might be a redneck if the interviewer asks, '"Did you know that we are a Fortune 500 Company?'" And you answer, '"What track do y'all sponsor that race at? I ain't been to that one yet."

* You might be a redneck if you've ever been involved in a custody fight over a dog!

* You are a redneck if your prom date is your brother, or if you went to the prom in your father's pickup truck!

* You might be a Redneck if you use the same tree your dog does!

[flyboy 28]

*If you walk your kid to school because you're in the same grade...

*If you see a sign that says "SAY NO TO CRACK" and it reminds you to pull up your jeans...

*If you think the "Nutcracker" is somthing you did off the high-dive...

*If you dog and your wallet are both on a chain...

*You have more fingers than you do teeth

*You consider Denny's a Fancy Resturant...

*Your best Suit contains more than 5 colors...

*Your age is higher than your I.Q...

*Your favorite pickup line is "Does this look infected to you?"...

*You ask your wife wheather the spot on your neck is a boil or a mole and she replies "Its a gummy bear."...

*You go to a family reunion to meet women...

*Your wife and ex-wife are sisters...

[Jared]

You might be a redneck, if the value of your truck goes up and down with the amount of gas in the tank...

or the primary colors of your two toned car are primer gray, and bondo red!

[Polynomial]

What's a redneck?

[Polynomial]

what's a redneck?

[Jared]

Back country farmer hick kinda folk/trailer trash...something like that anyways...