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Postby catsup » Thu Sep 18, 2003 5:21 pm

Why do dogs don't like cats?


They smell like rats.

Get it?  :) :) :) :) ;D ;D ;D :P :P :P
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Re: Fun Jokes

Postby catsup » Fri Sep 19, 2003 11:39 am

Why are porcupines scared to get up?


Because of their hair. lol :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: Fun Jokes

Postby catsup » Mon Sep 22, 2003 12:36 pm

Why do cops not touch burglars?

They're afraid of getting mad-cow.  Get it Burger rhymes with burglar!!!
If your not canadian you might not understand this.
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Re: Fun Jokes

Postby Wing Nut » Tue Sep 23, 2003 1:37 am

There are two lemons sitting in the bath rub and one turns to the other and says "Would you please pass the soap?" and the other says "What do I look like; a typrewriter?"  ;D
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