I was lined up, ready to flare my Cessna 182 RG onto Watsonville Municipal airport today, when this little gem came over my portable radio, (ignoring ATC as usual)...!
I almost landed wheels up....

...!
"The Police apprehended two men today. One was consuming battery acid, the other, gunpowder.
They charged one and let the other off".
LOL...LOL...LOL...!
Cheers all...

...!
Paul.
(England).
Win 8.1 64-bit. DX11. Advent Tower. Intel i7-3770 3.9 GHz 8-core. 8 GB System RAM. AMD Radeon HD 7700 1GB RAM. DVD ROM. 2 Terra Byte SATA Hard Drive. Philips 17" LCD Monitor. Saitek Cyborg X Fly-5 Joystick. ...and a Briggs and Stratton Petrol Lawn Mower.