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Don't read this Stormy!

Postby Oso » Fri Sep 19, 2003 12:45 am

Male Chauvenist "Jokes"

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

Why do men break wind more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was
Always.

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months: I don't like to interrupt her.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.

Marriage is a 3 ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering.

Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!"
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Re: Don't read this Stormy!

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Fri Sep 19, 2003 11:06 am

8)
If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

Thou shalt maintain thine airspeed lest the ground shalt rise up and smite thee
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Re: Don't read this Stormy!

Postby Craig. » Fri Sep 19, 2003 4:56 pm

;Dvery funny ;D
although they may send ya back to the grave pretty quick LOL
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Re: Don't read this Stormy!

Postby Cherokee_6 » Fri Sep 19, 2003 4:57 pm

very good but I have one suggestion....run man! Run like the wind!  ;D
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