This is why I recently was killed off!

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This is why I recently was killed off!

Postby Oso » Fri Sep 19, 2003 12:42 am

Husband and wife are getting ready for bed. the wife is standing in
front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself.
"You know love" she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman.
My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my bum is
hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby"

She turns to her husband and says.....
"Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself"
He thinks about it for a bit and then says in a soft voice........
"Well......there's nothing wrong with your eyesight".
Oso
 

Re: This is why I recently was killed off!

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Fri Sep 19, 2003 11:07 am

 8)
If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

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