Monks

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Monks

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Tue Sep 16, 2003 1:18 pm

A group of monks in monestery found a set of keys to a library that had been locked for centuries. Wondering what was inside, one monk entered the library and began to read.
A few days passed and the other monks began to look for him. They found him hanging from the rafters above an open book. Another monk wanted to know what the first monk could have read that could be so terrible as to drive hime to suicide.
After another few days the monks went looking for the second monk and found him in a corner laughin histerically and rocking back and forth. The were unable to get any information from this monk and so a third monk decides to read the page.
A couple of hours later the remaining monks go to check on him and find him crying his heart out. When they ask what is wrong he tells them that the book says celebrate.............
If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

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Re: Monks

Postby Smoke2much » Wed Sep 17, 2003 3:49 am

LOL, I like that Craig.

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Re: Monks

Postby Jared » Wed Sep 17, 2003 8:02 am

Oh boy!  ;D ;D ;D

I guess we better be watching out for the monks too now!

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