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Baby planes

Postby loomex » Sat Sep 13, 2003 5:44 pm

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his Mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have Baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the stewardess.

So the boy asked the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"  

The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"

The boy admitted that this was the case.

"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time.  Your mother can explain that to you."
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Re: Baby planes

Postby Jared » Sat Sep 13, 2003 8:07 pm

ah, an oldie but a goodie!

Thanks for the laughs!

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Re: Baby planes

Postby Polynomial » Sun Sep 14, 2003 6:14 am

lol
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Re: Baby planes

Postby stormy » Mon Sep 15, 2003 12:05 pm

very funny. hey loomex cute little girl, is she yours ? ;D ;D
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