12 priests...

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12 priests...

Postby Jared » Thu Sep 11, 2003 7:52 am

>Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final
> > test was for them to
> > >line up in a
> > >straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a
> > sexy
> > and beautiful, big
> > >breasted, nude
> > >model danced before them.
> > >
> > >Each priest had a small bell attached to his penis
> > and they were told that
> > >anyone
> > >whose bell rang when she danced in front of them
> > would not be ordained
> > >because he
> > >had not reached a state of spiritual purity.
> > >
> > >The beautiful model danced before the first
> > candidate, with no reaction.
> > >She proceeded
> > >down the line with the same response from all the
> > priests until she got to
> > >the final priest
> > >(Carlos).
> > >
> > >As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly
> > that
> > it flew off and fell
> > >clattering to the
> > >ground. Embarrassed, Carlos took a few steps
> > forward,
> > and bent over to pick
> > >it up.
> > >
> > >Then, all the other bells started to
> > ring............
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Re: 12 priests...

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Thu Sep 11, 2003 12:31 pm

 ::)
If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

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Re: 12 priests...

Postby Jared » Thu Sep 11, 2003 4:12 pm

Hey, I know it's old, but's still funny!


;D ;D ;D
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Re: 12 priests...

Postby Smoke2much » Thu Sep 11, 2003 6:56 pm

Thats good, the oldies are the best LOL.

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Re: 12 priests...

Postby Polynomial » Mon Sep 15, 2003 4:29 am

how true and sad in today's screwed up society.
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