The Pres's Puzzle

[Wing Nut]

Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering.
"What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquired.

"Nothing at all, boss. I just done finished a jigsaw puzzle in record time!" The President beamed.

"How long did it take you?"

"Well, the box said '3 to 5 Years' but I did it in a month!"

[Tchkinjiu]

[Smoke2much]

Too believable for words....

Will

[Polynomial]

lol, as u say Will, too believable

[Tequila Sunrise]

LOL

[Woodlouse2002]

Hahahahahahaha. This reminds me of another puzzle involved joke...

Early one morning Alex Furgerson was woken by a phone call from David Beckham, who had a problem and urgantly needed help. So after 15 minutes of talking on the phone finally alex put down the phone and went to Beckhams house to see what the fuss was. When he arrived David said
"Thank god you've come. I woke up this morning and Victoria was out and she left me this jigsaw puzzle of a picture of a tiger and I just can't make any of the peices fit together. And i'm afraid that if I don't get it done Victoria will think i'm stupid and divorce me!"

So alex said "calm down David. Show me the Puzzle and we'll see if we can get it completed for you."

David was so pleased to hear this and he said "Thank you thank you! The puzzles just through here" And he led alex into the kitchen where the puzzle was on the table. And Alex said

"Oh david. Put the frosties back in the box."

[Travis]

Well, I started to laugh, Woodlouse . . .

Maybe I just don't get it . . .

[Smoke2much]

In the UK we have a breakfast cereal called Frosties.  It is Cornflakes with sugar sprayed on.  The picture on the box is a tiger called Tony.  The frosties are Orange and so is Tony the tiger.  David Beckham is a professional football player (the proper version) who is captain of the England team.  He is light in the brain department.  If you are REALLY stupid you could be persuaded that a box of frosties is a jigsaw puzzle of a tiger......

It loses something in the translation into American tho'

Will

[Wing Nut]

[quote]In the UK we have a breakfast cereal called Frosties.