An Arab diplomat

[stormy]

An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was unused to the salt in American foods (french fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water.

Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water, but then came the time when he returned empty-handed. Abdul, you son of an ugly camel, where is my water? demanded the Grand Emir.

A thousand pardons, O Illustrious One, stammered the wretched Abdul, white man sit on well.

[Romulus111VADT]

LMAO.....That's a good one!

[Wing Nut]

[Polynomial]

how disturbingly gross  :o

[HerSELF]

yuck, but funny.

[Tequila Sunrise]

LMAO

[Smoke2much]

That is sick.  Very, very sick.

However, my cat does like to drink out of the toilet.  He has bad breath.

Will

[Travis]

LMAO!

But, then again, its kinda true.  If some people in the world saw us sitting on toilets, FOULING UP perfectly good water, they'd hit us over the head with a very large stick . . .

Strange world.