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The Pelican Protection Society.

Postby Fozzer » Wed Sep 10, 2003 12:18 pm

I spotted this outside the petrol station near my local branch of Sainsburys supermarket today, so, with my trusty camera to hand....
I just couldn't resist it...!
I could see the funny side of this and spent the rest of my shopping trip chuckling to myself... ;D... ;D... ;D...!

Just a warning that pregnant pelicans have just as much right to cross the road in safety as we humans do...!
LOL...LOL...LOL..!

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Cheers all...!
Paul.
Hereford).

Note: A "Pelican Crossing" here in England is a pedestrian crossing, with traffic lights operated by the pedestrians. The "hump" is a raised portion of road in the area to slow the traffic down.... ;)...!
"Humping" is an occupation which totally consumes the mind of adolescent males, (including male Pelicans).
(It's a distant memory to me now).... :'(...!
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Re: The Pelican Protection Society.

Postby Cherokee_6 » Wed Sep 10, 2003 12:24 pm

That's hillarious!
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Re: The Pelican Protection Society.

Postby ozzy72 » Wed Sep 10, 2003 1:18 pm

Paul, I think you lot living so near to Wales if giving you strange beastiality type ideas........

Mark ;D

PS. I think I'll be using this one in a lesson if I can find a way........ ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The Pelican Protection Society.

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Wed Sep 10, 2003 3:18 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Fu*king brilliant! ;D
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Re: The Pelican Protection Society.

Postby Deputy » Wed Sep 10, 2003 10:48 pm

I don't really know how, or why, but that picture reminded me of something - If any of you have been to American resturaunts, you likely have seen the signs posted in the restrooms - "Don't Spread Disease - Wash Your Hands"

Some genious wrote "in the toilet"
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Re: The Pelican Protection Society.

Postby BFMF » Thu Sep 11, 2003 1:58 am

LOL..!

Simply Hilarious ;D
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Re: The Pelican Protection Society.

Postby RichieB16 » Thu Sep 11, 2003 2:19 am

LOL, thats pretty funny!   ;D ;D
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Re: The Pelican Protection Society.

Postby JW » Thu Sep 11, 2003 3:22 am

One of a kind!  ;D

Reminds me of the Discovery commercial about old, funny laws, which proclaims it is prohibited for a moose to have sex on a pedestrian crossing (Canadian law, wasn't it?)
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Re: The Pelican Protection Society.

Postby Polynomial » Thu Sep 11, 2003 3:46 am

Very very funny!

Those naughty pelicans!
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Re: The Pelican Protection Society.

Postby HerSELF » Thu Sep 11, 2003 8:45 am

Nice one Fozzer. ;D ;D ;D ;D


I bet you got some funny looks from the other shoppers as you was chuckling away to yourself.

Sarah ;) ;)
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Re: The Pelican Protection Society.

Postby Fozzer » Thu Sep 11, 2003 2:03 pm

Nice one Fozzer. ;D ;D ;D ;D


I bet you got some funny looks from the other shoppers as you was chuckling away to yourself.

Sarah ;) ;)


Hi, Mrs Fag-End... ;D...!
LOL...!

You probably recognise the chain of small stores over here called "The Happy Shopper".... ;)...!
...That's me all over... ;D...!
..the Sainsburys check-out girls love me...I make their day with my naughty ways... ;)...!
LOL...LOL...LOL...!

Cheers gal... ;D...!
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Re: The Pelican Protection Society.

Postby Smoke2much » Thu Sep 11, 2003 2:36 pm


Hi, Mrs Fag-End... ;D...!
LOL...!



Love it, Mrs Fag-End!!

Does she live in Hobbiton (Bag End, gettit?)

Oh well......

Great Picture, mind if I steal it for my Avatar?

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