Teenage granddaughter...

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Teenage granddaughter...

Postby Jared » Sun Aug 31, 2003 3:50 pm

A teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with a very sheer blouse on and no bra. Her grandmother just pitched a fit, telling her not to dare go out like that!

The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grams. These are modern times. You gotta let your rose buds show!"and out she goes.

The next day the teenager comes down stairs, and the grandmother is
sitting there with no top on. The teenager wants to die. She  explains to her grandmother that she has friends coming over and that it is just not appropriate...

The grandmother says, "Loosen up, Sweetie. If you can show off your  rosebuds, then I can display my hanging baskets."  ;D ;D ;D ::) ;) :) ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Teenage granddaughter...

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Sep 01, 2003 1:33 am

That is not an image I want to imagine Jared ;D :P ;D
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Re: Teenage granddaughter...

Postby Deputy » Mon Sep 01, 2003 1:57 am

Mentally scarred for life  >:( >:( >:(
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Re: Teenage granddaughter...

Postby Polynomial » Mon Sep 01, 2003 2:03 am

im blinded by that post . . .  8)
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Re: Teenage granddaughter...

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Mon Sep 01, 2003 11:17 am

Well, I'm off to hang myself :'(
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Re: Teenage granddaughter...

Postby Fozzer » Mon Sep 01, 2003 3:49 pm

...the phrase "Flap-Jacks" springs to mind.... :o...!
...your VERY worst nightmare... :'(...!
LOL...LOL...LOL...!

Cheers...!
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P.S. ...now the teen-age daughter is something different... :P...?
...DOWN FOZZER... >:(...!
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Re: Teenage granddaughter...

Postby Ronnie » Mon Sep 01, 2003 10:46 pm

I would rather picture that joke the other way around.  :o :-/
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Re: Teenage granddaughter...

Postby Mr. Bones » Tue Sep 02, 2003 4:57 am

just read it...and stop thinking about it... :)
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Re: Teenage granddaughter...

Postby Jared » Wed Sep 03, 2003 8:51 am

...the phrase "Flap-Jacks" springs to mind.... :o...!
...your VERY worst nightmare... :'(...!
LOL...LOL...LOL...!

Cheers...!
Paul
(England).

P.S. ...now the teen-age daughter is something different... :P...?
...DOWN FOZZER... >:(...!
LOL...!



lol...gotta love the flap-jacks!

Good one fozzer..

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