A SMART blonde!

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A SMART blonde!

Postby Jared » Thu Aug 28, 2003 7:49 pm

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at the craps table when a very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet 20 thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.  

She said I hope you don't mind, but I feel luckier when I'm nude. With that she stripped everything from the neck down, rolled the dice, and screamed come on! Mama needs some new clothes!

Then se hollered YES! YES! YES! while hugging both of the casino workers...With that she picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed, while the dealers looked dumbfounded at each other.

Finally, one of them asked what did she roll?

The other answered, I thought you were watching!

Moral of the story?

Not ALL blondes are dumb, but most men are perverts!  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re:  A SMART blonde!

Postby Travis » Thu Aug 28, 2003 8:14 pm

Hahahaha!  I like that!!
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Re:  A SMART blonde!

Postby Polynomial » Fri Aug 29, 2003 4:10 am

true that, true that. . .
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Re:  A SMART blonde!

Postby ozzy72 » Fri Aug 29, 2003 5:12 am

Nice one Jared ;D
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Re:  A SMART blonde!

Postby Jared » Fri Aug 29, 2003 8:57 am

If only you knew how many stupid blonde jokes I have runnign through my head! lol...I'll have to write them all down before I start learning physics and calc this semester... :-)

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Re:  A SMART blonde!

Postby Deputy » Fri Aug 29, 2003 5:17 pm

When it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. Expect the unexpected.
Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when I come for you?

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Re:  A SMART blonde!

Postby BFMF » Sat Aug 30, 2003 3:06 am

lol, guess the two casino workers were fired ;D
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Re:  A SMART blonde!

Postby Mr. Bones » Sat Aug 30, 2003 3:13 am

very good  ;D
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