Another blonde story...

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Another blonde story...

Postby Jared » Thu Aug 28, 2003 7:43 pm

It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little blonde got off work.  She made her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make it home

As she sat in her car while it warmed up, she remembered her daddy's advice that if she got caught in a snowstorm she should wait for a snowplow to come along, then follow it.  That way she would not get stuck in a snow drift.  This made her feel much better, and when a snowplow came by she began to follow it.  She was feeling pretty smug about herself as they continued and she did not have any trouble on the road.

After quite some time had passed she was somewhat surprised when the snowplow stopped.  The driver got out, came back to her car and motioned for her to roll down her window.  The snowplow driver wanted to know if she was allright as she had been following him for a long time.  She said that she was fine and told him of her daddy's advice.  

The nowplow driver said that it was OK if she wanted to follow him, but that he was done with the Wal-mart parking lot and he was going across the street to the K-Mart if she was interested....
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Re: Another blonde story...

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Fri Aug 29, 2003 11:58 am

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