Clumsy Waitress

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Clumsy Waitress

Postby stormy » Sun Aug 17, 2003 12:04 pm

A man walked into a restaurant and seated himself. Soon, the waitress came over to take his order.
"... and, what would you like to drink?" she asked. The man said he would like coffee.

The waitress promptly returned with a cup of coffee, but spilled it on the man's lap when she stopped at the table. "Oh my God! I am so sorry!"

"That's okay," the man said, sopping up the puddle on his pants with his a napkin. "But tell me, is this regular or decaf?"

"Regular," she replied.

"Oh great... now this thing is gonna be up all night!"
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Re: Clumsy Waitress

Postby Deputy » Mon Aug 18, 2003 1:32 pm

:-/
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Re: Clumsy Waitress

Postby stormy » Mon Aug 18, 2003 2:11 pm

:-/

[glb]"WHAT" :P ;D[/glb]
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Re: Clumsy Waitress

Postby Smoke2much » Mon Aug 18, 2003 4:44 pm

My dad will love it Stormy, thankyou :-*
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Re: Clumsy Waitress

Postby stormy » Mon Aug 18, 2003 7:50 pm

My dad will love it Stormy, thankyou :-*

You are very welcome... ;D
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Re: Clumsy Waitress

Postby Deputy » Mon Aug 18, 2003 7:52 pm

[glb]"WHAT" :P ;D[/glb]


I recently dealt with an assault with similar conditions - hot liquids spilled on, errr, privates. . . .
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Re: Clumsy Waitress

Postby visitor » Mon Aug 18, 2003 7:56 pm

Sure am glad I was errr Sargent!!
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Re: Clumsy Waitress

Postby stormy » Mon Aug 18, 2003 7:59 pm


I recently dealt with an assault with similar conditions - hot liquids spilled on, errr, privates. . . .

OK I understand now
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Re: Clumsy Waitress

Postby Deputy » Mon Aug 18, 2003 8:01 pm

Sure am glad I was errr Sargent!!
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Re: Clumsy Waitress

Postby Polynomial » Thu Aug 21, 2003 5:57 am

amusing  :-/
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