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Sheep, Wolf and Carrot

Postby Donnie111 » Fri Aug 15, 2003 9:50 am

Hi, I've got a question for all of you.
-There is a river
-on one side are three things; 1. a sheep
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Re: Sheep, Wolf and Carrot

Postby Sock » Fri Aug 15, 2003 10:04 am

Kill the wolf and the sheep.  Bring them dead to the destination.  Have a nice rack of lamb and a beef and vegetable stew on the destination.  Problem solved.  And you're no longer hungry.   ??? ???  Really I don't know.
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Re: Sheep, Wolf and Carrot

Postby Liam » Fri Aug 15, 2003 10:21 am

Take the sheep first.
Then take the carrot & bring back the sheep.
Then take the Wolf.
Return to get the sheep. :)

A wolf wouldn't eat a carrot right? ??? ;D
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Re: Sheep, Wolf and Carrot

Postby Sock » Fri Aug 15, 2003 10:23 am

That works, but I'm hungry.  And no one said they had to be alive!
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Re: Sheep, Wolf and Carrot

Postby Travis » Fri Aug 15, 2003 11:19 am

Okay, someone explain why we're taking the wolf WITH us? ??? ;D
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Re: Sheep, Wolf and Carrot

Postby stormy » Fri Aug 15, 2003 12:05 pm

sheep first ,tie the wolf throw the carrot in the water to start floating then go get the wolf and by the time your done the carrot will have floated to the edge and you can pick it up and take it on shore just in time to stop the wolf from eating the sheep........lol ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ;D
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Re: Sheep, Wolf and Carrot

Postby ChuckMajik » Fri Aug 15, 2003 3:13 pm

Why don't you just use the darn bridge.

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Re: Sheep, Wolf and Carrot

Postby Donnie111 » Fri Aug 15, 2003 5:19 pm

Take the sheep first.
Then take the carrot & bring back the sheep.
Then take the Wolf.
Return to get the sheep. :)

A wolf wouldn't eat a carrot right? ??? ;D


I can see a bright future in you ;D ;D
(p.s. wolfs dont eat carrots very often)
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Re: Sheep, Wolf and Carrot

Postby Donnie111 » Fri Aug 15, 2003 5:24 pm

Got another (very simple one for everyone)


                       l
                       l
   holland        l    belgium
                       l  
                       l
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                   border

A plane crashed on the border between holland and belgium, where will the survivors be burried?

       
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Re: Sheep, Wolf and Carrot

Postby Vic » Sat Aug 16, 2003 9:42 am

I see a bright future in you too  ;D Mr. I-want-to-bury-live-people
Btw. answer is: You arent going to bury survivors!!
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Re: Sheep, Wolf and Carrot

Postby joki » Sun Aug 17, 2003 2:43 am

huuii,
...it's not funny to bury people alive,
just wait till they die...

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Re: Sheep, Wolf and Carrot

Postby Polynomial » Sun Aug 17, 2003 4:50 am

did you know that 100% of people living within 1 kilometre of cementaries are not buried there. . .
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Re: Sheep, Wolf and Carrot

Postby stormy » Sun Aug 17, 2003 11:36 am

did you know that 100% of people living within 1 kilometre of cementaries are not buried there. . .

Really "WOW" who would of thought............lol :P ;D ;)
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Re: Sheep, Wolf and Carrot

Postby Donnie111 » Mon Aug 18, 2003 2:48 pm

;D
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Re: Sheep, Wolf and Carrot

Postby Donnie111 » Mon Aug 18, 2003 2:52 pm

Sorry to bug you again, but i have another one.

How do you throw a ball away from you and let it come back to the exact same possition as where it came from??
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