"The little nancy story"

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"The little nancy story"

Postby Liam » Thu Aug 14, 2003 6:40 pm

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence.
Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?"
"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned,"That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your *bleep*ing cat."  ;D
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Re: "The little nancy story"

Postby Woodlouse2002 » Thu Aug 14, 2003 6:52 pm

HAHAHA!!!

Thats a good one! ;D ;D
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Re: "The little nancy story"

Postby Polynomial » Fri Aug 15, 2003 12:52 am

lol  ;D
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Re: "The little nancy story"

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Fri Aug 15, 2003 2:13 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: "The little nancy story"

Postby BFMF » Sun Aug 17, 2003 1:28 pm

LOL!!! ;D
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