Blonde Joke #45928137

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Blonde Joke #45928137

Postby Scottler » Fri Aug 08, 2003 4:17 pm

A blonde was speeding down the road in a 35mph zone, well above the posted speed limit.

A local police cruiser pulled in behind her and signaled for the blonde to pull over.

The police officer, who also happened to be a blonde, walked up to the driver's side window and asked to see the woman's drivers license.

After searching in her purse frantically, the blonde driver said to the policewoman, "What's a driver's license look like?"

"You dummy," the police officer said.  "It's got your picture on it!"

The driver found a small hand mirror in her purse, and looked at it.

"Aha!" she said.  "This must be my driver's license."

The blonde policewoman took the small mirror from the driver and looked at it for a second.

"You're free to go," she told the driver.  "For future reference, if I'd known you were also a police officer, we could have avoided this whole mess!"
Great edit, Bob.


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Re: Blonde Joke #45928137

Postby Deputy » Wed Aug 13, 2003 5:51 pm

Uhhh, not funny.
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Re: Blonde Joke #45928137

Postby RichieB16 » Wed Aug 13, 2003 8:05 pm

Hey, I like it.  LOL  ;D
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Re: Blonde Joke #45928137

Postby Smoke2much » Thu Aug 14, 2003 2:44 am

That is a good one, I have a few blond colleagues here.....

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Re: Blonde Joke #45928137

Postby stormy » Thu Aug 14, 2003 12:11 pm

lol thats funny.. good chuckle ::) ::) :P
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Re: Blonde Joke #45928137

Postby Polynomial » Fri Aug 15, 2003 1:01 am

did I miss something?
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Re: Blonde Joke #45928137

Postby N4733D » Sat Aug 16, 2003 11:59 pm

LMAO that is hilarious.
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Re: Blonde Joke #45928137

Postby joki » Sun Aug 17, 2003 2:36 am

very hilarious blonde joke, jejeje   :D
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