An airliner experienced an unusually bumpy landing.
After they had taxied to the terminal, the sheepish pilot took
his regular station at the door, telling the passengers, "Thanks
for flying with us."
In light of his bad landing, he was fully prepared to grin and
bear it should anyone make a comment. But no one had, and the
only passenger left coming down the aisle was a little old lady
walking with a cane.
She stopped at the door and turned to him. "Sonny, mind if I ask
you a question?"
"Why no Ma'am, "said the pilot. "What is it?"
The little old lady asked, "Were we shot down?"
