;D--Do I really look like a people person? ::)
--Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2? :o
--And your cry-baby whiney opinion would be...? :'( >:(
--I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.

--Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

--Do they ever shut up on your planet?

--Did the aliens forget to remove the probe? :-/
--Earth is full. Go home.

--Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?

--I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

