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Postby flyboy 28 » Wed Aug 06, 2003 10:26 am

This is pretty long.  ;)


Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.
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Re: Lots 'o jokes

Postby Smoke2much » Wed Aug 06, 2003 10:52 am

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Ps, very funny ones mate.
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Re: Lots 'o jokes

Postby visitor » Wed Aug 06, 2003 11:21 am

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Re: Lots 'o jokes

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Wed Aug 06, 2003 5:37 pm

the Gandhi one is good ;D
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Re: Lots 'o jokes

Postby goball65 » Wed Aug 06, 2003 7:12 pm

pretty good - lets add another one.

A professor doina a biology study in Africa returned to the US after many years and held a conference with his peers at which time he displayed a collection of palm fronds and expounded on the value of them to the natives in the jungle.

These fronds are used as hut rooves,ground into flour for baking,covering their floors etc and also they are chewed and digested as a laxative.

The moral being 'with fronds like these who needs enemas'
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