Proud Son

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Proud Son

Postby Iroquois » Sat Aug 02, 2003 12:46 pm

A Son you could be proud of....................

Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate.

This went on for weeks until the priest, overcome by curiosity, approached
her.

"Madam, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000  a week in the
collection plate," he stated.

"Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money, and what I don't
need I give to the church."

The priest replied... "That's wonderful, how much does he send you?"

The old lady said.... "Oh, $20,000 a week."

The Priest was amazed... "Your son is very successful, what does he do for a
living?"

"He is a veterinarian," she answered.

"That is a very honorable profession. The priest says. Where does he
practice?"

The old lady says proudly...."Well, he has one cat house in Las Vegas and
another in Reno.
[center]I only pretend to know what I'm talking about. Heck, that's what lawyers, car mechanics, and IT professionals do everyday. ;)
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Re: Proud Son

Postby stormy » Sat Aug 02, 2003 8:49 pm

lmao! thats priceless..  ;D ;D
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Re: Proud Son

Postby Tequila Sunrise » Mon Aug 04, 2003 3:23 am

;DLOL
If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

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