Doctor's Orders

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Doctor's Orders

Postby stormy » Fri Aug 01, 2003 10:58 am

"I see you're over a month late for your appointment," the
doctor said to his patient. "Don't you know that nervous
disorders require prompt and regular attention? What's your
excuse?"

"I was just following your orders, doc," the patient replied.

"Following my orders? What are you talking about? I gave you no
such order."

"Sure you did," said the patient. "You told me to avoid people
who irritate me."
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Re: Doctor's Orders

Postby ozzy72 » Fri Aug 01, 2003 11:13 am

Sounds about right to me Wendy ;D
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