The Trouble with Women!!!

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The Trouble with Women!!!

Postby visitor » Wed Jul 23, 2003 8:02 pm

You give them a home!










You give them food to eat!










You tell them you love them!










Turn your back one time!










They chew through the ropes and run off!!!!!
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Re: The Trouble with Women!!!

Postby Chadza » Thu Jul 24, 2003 2:39 am

ooooo......look out... I can tell at least one person other than me might reply to this.

But thrue though :D

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Re: The Trouble with Women!!!

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Jul 24, 2003 4:06 am

Brad I hope the black eye heals quickly ;D ;D ;D
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Re: The Trouble with Women!!!

Postby stormy » Thu Jul 24, 2003 9:49 am

Brad I hope the black eye heals quickly ;D ;D ;D

I agree..... you are in trouble !!!!!!!!! :P
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Re: The Trouble with Women!!!

Postby KIMBER » Thu Jul 24, 2003 10:46 am

Hi Everyone!!

I would never hit PaPa!! I have better ways!! :o

PaPa tells this all the time and then says
"That why I use chain"!! Ha Ha  ::) ::)

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Re: The Trouble with Women!!!

Postby pete » Fri Jul 25, 2003 1:14 pm

;D

the funny thing is - this is a joke that could be inverted  just as easily - 'the trouble with men' ....  ;D
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Re: The Trouble with Women!!!

Postby KIMBER » Fri Jul 25, 2003 1:24 pm

Hi Pete;

You don't need rope or chain for men,
just a smile will do the same job! ;)

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Re: The Trouble with Women!!!

Postby pete » Fri Jul 25, 2003 1:33 pm

Hi Pete;

You don't need rope or chain for men,
just a smile will do the same job! ;)

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Too true!!

If only every woman realised the power they hold over us primative & gullible creatures called 'men'... (I think actually many - if not most - do ! )  ;)
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Re: The Trouble with Women!!!

Postby KIMBER » Fri Jul 25, 2003 6:00 pm

Hi Pete;

Being a lawyer I have learned, If a woman will
smile and look a man in the eye, she can remove,
his wallet, his dignity, his common sense, and
most of his internal organs before he knows
he was had!!!
;D ;D
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Re: The Trouble with Women!!!

Postby stormy » Fri Jul 25, 2003 8:37 pm

Well I guess we better hope men do not think  that most women are like that.. because that would be scary... :o
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Re: The Trouble with Women!!!

Postby BFMF » Sun Jul 27, 2003 1:04 am

Being a lawyer I have learned, If a women will
smile and look a man in the eye, she can remove,
his wallet, his dignity, his common sense, and
most of his internal organs before he knows
he was had!!!


LOL!!!

Thanks for the tip, i'll try to not make eye contact with any girls ;D
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Re: The Trouble with Women!!!

Postby KIMBER » Sun Jul 27, 2003 2:07 am

Andrew;

      I Love You!



Please click    here

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Re: The Trouble with Women!!!

Postby Hagar » Sun Jul 27, 2003 3:57 am

[quote]Well I guess we better hope men do not think
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Re: The Trouble with Women!!!

Postby terbert » Sun Jul 27, 2003 8:17 am

AAARGH! Those eyes, those eyes, I'm hypnotised.

YES, they do get us in trouble. :'( :'( I done what it said,'click here' and got accused of being on a 'girlie' site!! ;D ;D
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Re: The Trouble with Women!!!

Postby Craig. » Sun Jul 27, 2003 8:26 am

i dont think i need to go into my troubles with the opposite sex. ozzy and hagar would beat me if i did LOL:)
but i think andrew has it right avoid all eye contact and put double locks on your wallets guys:)

funny joke by the way:)
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